What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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hi

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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your mother

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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