- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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