- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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