Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

racism...deal with it!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Harry Styles

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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