- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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