One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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