i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Harry Styles

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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