Jayden Eccles

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why dont they make black forks

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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