- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Womens rights !

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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