- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

sorry got to poo

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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