- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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