- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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