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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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