My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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drugs.

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Cows are land manatees.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Gingers.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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