how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

The black man leaves the strip club.

A man walks into a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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