What did the mute say to the deaf man?

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

split your ass cheek

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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