A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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420

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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