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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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