- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

run farther?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

A sober Amy Winehouse

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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