getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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