Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

bryden is a faggot

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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