- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A white person at Harvard

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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