Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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nipple

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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