What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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poopoo

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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