What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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guess what chicken butt

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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