what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Anti Joke

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