2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

who ever is reading this....

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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