- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Mitt Romney

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

child labor

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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