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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

tee hee

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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