- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you