- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

i am and me is i

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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