- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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