~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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THE GAME

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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hey justin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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