- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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