- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock, knock. come in.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Ross.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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