- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

i have a christmas tree.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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