- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti-jokes are funny.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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