Women's rights

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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