- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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