An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Two women were sitting quietly.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

my gramma died

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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