What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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You having friends.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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