- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Women have the right to vote.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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