A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's big and messy? A big mess

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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