What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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