- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Your mom is so fat...

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A blind man walks into a wall.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Grammer is very important

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