Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Heartlight

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Hello

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Religion.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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