- Anti Joke

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

womens rights.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash