Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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learn the ropes?

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fruit salad?

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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