- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

i have to pee out my ass.

this is not a joke. jks

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Three black men were walking...

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

poopoo

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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