When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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