- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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