- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Hello, nice to meet you.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Your Mom The End.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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