- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

my name is Jacob sartorious

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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