- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Wanna hear an anti-joke?

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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