- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

THE GAME

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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